Carboard Buns.....

I don't really have much to say about today! Apart from the fact that I still feel like shit from this cold I have caught! Its kinda turned into one of those whole face colds, if you know what I'm sayin'! Its like, not only does your throat hurt, but your whole face seems to ache. Your nose, your eyes, it's just a complete bastard! Really makes you feel crappy.



Monkey has been very nice to me while I've been ill. Making me cups of tea and stuff. Dr Monkey. Bless him, I wish I was poorly all the time from the treatment I've been getting lately!

Anyway, there was no way I could have gone into Uni today with this horrible flu thing I've got, so I just lay in bed dying quietly. All day pretty much. Monkey made me some breakfast and a few cups of tea and I lay in bed, watched a film, 1408 (scared the shit outta me) and played a few online games. I have totally become addicted to these "hidden object" games. I don't know if any of you have ever played one, but I sugest you dont start. Its like, your given a scene from somewhere, and a list of objects you have to find within the scene. Sounds rather childish and pontless, but I'm telling you, I could be on one of those bleeders all day! Monkey pretends not to like them, but as son as one pops up, he;s the first to be there with his magnifying glass searching the screen like there's no tomorrow! Ha!

I have officially ran out of foundation. I have no money to buy any either and at nearly a tenna a pop I should really be more sparing with it. So, i asked Boosh to get me some from the shop while she was out shopping. I told her to just get the cheapest. When I said cheap, she took it to the extreme. It was the shops own brand, and turned my face orange. I felt like an umpa lumpa. If only I'd had a green wig, and a little brown suit I could of jumped about singing 'umpa lumpa doopidy doo" and people would of thought I was one of the originals! So I have to get some of my usual tomorrow, courtesy of Monkey and his small fortune.

Tea was rather dissappointing today. Through no fault of Monkeys, but these revlting microwave burgers we brought the other day. The burger itself was about as thin as Victoria Beckham, the relish was scarce, the cheese smelt like a thousand sweaty feet and the bun! THE BUN! It was actually made from cardboard. Carborad with a few seeds prit-sticked to the top! Foul! Never again!

Well, this is turning out to be a really rubbish blog. I have nothing witty, or remotely interesting to say. So I'm just gonna grab my coat and leave....